Best Procrastination Quotes

Best 122 Short Procrastination Quotes and a Few Selected Longer Quotes

How many of us have procrastinated when it comes to doing something. I’d be willing to bet all of us have at one time or another. To that end here are the best mostly short procrastination quotes.

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122. “I remember reading somewhere about an organization called Procrastinators Anonymous. I think they had been in existence for some years but had never gotten around to having a meeting.
― Author Unknown

Procrastination can stymie anyone. It can cause undue hardship or problems if the thing we procrastinate on is important or critical to get done.

Here’s what the Meriam Webster Dictionary says about procrastinate.

procrastinate [pro·​cras·​ti·​nate]
procrastinated; procrastinating

Definition of procrastinate
transitive verb
: to put off intentionally and habitually

intransitive verb
: to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done

 

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123. ““He who every morning plans the transactions of that day and follows that plan carries a thread that will guide him through the labyrinth of the most busy life.”
Victor Hugo.”

Note the above quote may be considered a quote about procrastination, even though it doesn’t have any version of the word procrastinate within it. I generally call these types of quotes “FAKE” quotes. This particular quote actually mentions the exact opposite of procrastination. Basically to do things as needed and don’t put them off which would be procrastination.
 
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124. “The really happy people are those who have broken the chains of procrastination, those who find satisfaction in doing the job at hand. They’re full of eagerness, zest, productivity. You can be, too.”
― Norman Vincent Peale

 

According to Wikipedia :

Procrastination is the avoidance of doing a task that needs to be accomplished by a certain deadline. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite knowing it might have negative consequences.

 

 
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125. “Waiting is a trap. There will always be reasons to wait – The truth is, there are only two things in life, reasons and results, and reasons simply don’t count.
― Robert Anthony

Above is another example of a “FAKE” procrastination quote. It doesn’t have any variation of the word procrastination in it. However, this is a straight forward example of procrastination without using the word.

 

 

44 Mostly Short Quotes about Putting Off Action

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1. “Procrastination is opportunity’s natural assassin.
― Victor Kiam
 

Have you ever wondered if people steal other person’s quotes? When looking through thousands of quotes sometimes we see a quote attributed to one person. Then later the same quote with a different author. It could easily be a mistake on the part of the researcher.

But other times it might be more than a simple mistake of authors. Here is an instance of probably a famous quote taken to a different level. The much later author apparently added the short quote to the end of his quote. Take a look at the two quotes and see for yourself. Check the last sentence of the second quote.

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2. “Procrastination is the thief of time.
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2A. “My advice is to never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time.
Charles Dickens   Lived 1812 – 1870


3. “Procrastination is the soul rebelling against entrapment.
― Nassim N. Taleb
 

4. “The search for the perfect venture can turn into procrastination. Your idea may or may not have merit. The key is to get started.
― Unknown
 

5. “Stop procrastinating, stop feeling guilty and just do it!
― Bastiaan Blikman
 

6. “Procrastination can guard against making the wrong choice too soon. Or it could just be mental laziness.
― Pepper Hume
 

7. “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
― Ellen DeGeneres
 

8. “Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.
– Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
 

9. “Procrastination is like going to a fancy restaurant and filling up on bread and not leaving enough room for dinner.”
– Richie Norton
 

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10. “Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.
― Napoleon Hill

11. “The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
― Author Unknown
 

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― Gerald Vaughan
 

13. “Procrastination is the foundation of all disasters.
― Pandora Poikilos
 

14. “Don’t put off until tomorrow what can be done today. Procrastination is a sign of weak character.
― Carol Cox
 

15. “It’s easy to get distracted and procrastinate sometimes, but you can make it happen.
― Danny Yann
 

16. “Don’t let procrastination take over your life. Be brave and take risks. Your life is happening right now.
― Roy Bennett
 

17. “My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry ’til a more convenient season.
― Mary Todd Lincoln

 

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18. “Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.
― Author Unknown
 

19. “Procrastination is also a subtle act of corruption – it corrupts valuable time.
― Amit Abraham
 

20. “Vagueness and procrastination are ever a comfort to the frail in spirit.
― John Updike
 

21. “Procrastination may not take up a lot of effort physically but without you knowing it, it takes over the mind.”
― Stephen Hall
 

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22. “You may not be punished for your procrastination, but for sure you will be punished by your procrastination.”
― Debasish Mridha
 

23. “The problem with procrastination is it’s been around since the beginning of time it seems.
― Stephen Richards
 

24. “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
― Don Marquis
 

25. “Happy soul and a hardcore procrastinator seeking truth.
― Pallav Gautam
 

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26. “Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing!
― Donald Gardner
 

27. “Procrastinators are the painters of tomorrow.
― Rick Rotante
 

28. “Procrastination is like stopping a train that left the station: when we procrastinate, we hold others up.”
― Joseph R. Ferrar
 

29. “We’ll define procrastination as the act of deferring action on something when taking earlier action would arguably have been a better decision.
― Damon Zahariades
 

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30. “Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy.
― Wayne Gretzky
 

31. “If you know you have a tendency for procrastination, start your day by doing one or two of your most important tasks in the first hours of the morning.”
― Frank Mullani
 

32. “The secret to beating procrastination is that we need to keep motivated. Every day we must motivate ourselves because when we are motivated we have energy.
― Priyanka Tripathi
 

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33. “Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.
― Christopher Parker
 

34. “Change what you can change to the way you like. If you want to overcome procrastination, start today! (There’s really no other way.)
― Ray Divine
 

35. “Procrastination is an art form that is less desirable than painting a detailed landscape using a three inch wide brush.
― Byron Pulsifer
 

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36. “How to stop procrastinating starts with believing you can overcome procrastination.
― Robert Moment
 

37. “Procrastination usually results in sorrowful regret. Today’s duties put off until tomorrow give us a double burden to bear; the best way is to do them in their proper time.
― Ida Scott Taylor
 

38. “Success is not obtained overnight. It comes in instalments; you get a little bit today, a little bit tomorrow until the whole package is given out. The day you procrastinate, you lose that day’s success.
― Israelmore Ayivor
 

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39. “We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate.
Erica Jong
 

40. “Not having direction can destroy motivation, because without an obvious next action we succumb to procrastination.
― Madhur Chugh
 

41. “Whatever form your procrastination comes in, learn to identify it, root it, and kick it out!”
― Jim Howard
 

42. “You can defeat procrastination all by yourself. You’re the one who started it and it’s also you who can stop it.”
― Samuel Andreas
 

43. “Initiative – take it, rather than procrastinate.
― Catherine Pulsifer
 

44. “The inability to prioritize and focus also contributes to procrastination.
― Romuald Andrade
 

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45. “What are the true reasons for your procrastinating? Your most prominent adversary at this stage is fear of failure.
― Anthony Herrera
 

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Top 77 Mostly Short Fake Procrastination Quotes that Indicate Procrastination

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1. “Following-through is the only thing that separates dreamers from people that accomplish great things”.
― Gene Hayden
 

2. “Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
― M. Scott Peck
 

3. “He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Mae West
 

4. “Delay not to seize the hour!
― Aeschylus
 

5. “Someday is not a day of the week.
― Janet Dailey
 

6. “Stop talking. Start walking.
― L.M. Heroux
 

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7. “If you procrastinate when faced with a big difficult problem… break the problem into parts, and handle one part at a time.
Robert Collier
 

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8. “Begin doing what you want to do now.
― Marie Beynon Ray
 

9. “Time wasted is existence; used is life.
― Edward Young
 

10. “How soon not now, becomes never.
Martin Luther
 

11. “To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
― Eva Young
 

12. “You may delay, but time will not.”
― Benjamin Franklin
 

13. “If you put off everything till you’re sure of it, you’ll never get anything done.
― Norman Vincent Peale
 

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14. “Begin while others are procrastinating. Work while others are wishing.
― William Arthur Ward
 

15. “If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.”
― Olin Miller
 

16. “Life, as it is called, is for most of us one long postponement.
― Henry Miller
 

17. “Never put off for tomorrow, what you can do today.
― Thomas Jefferson
 

18. “Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
― Spanish Proverb
 

19. “Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.
― Stephen King
 

20. “Your mind is for having ideas, not holding them.
― David Allen
 

21. “One of these days, is none of these days.”
― Unknown
 

22. “The man who waits to know everything is the man who never does anything.
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
 

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23. “Procrastination is the lazy cousin of fear. When we feel anxiety around an activity, we postpone it.
― Noelle Hancock
 

24. “In delay there lies no plenty.
― William Shakespeare
 

25. “He who is begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin.
― Horace
 

26. “Anything worth putting off is worth abandoning altogether.
― Epictetus
 

27. “The best way to get something done is to begin.
― Author Unknown
 

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28. “A year from now you may wish you had started today.
― Karen Lamb
 

29. “If and When were planted, and Nothing grew.
― Proverb
 

30. “One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
― Vincent T. Foss
 

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31. “If you have goals and procrastination you have nothing. If you have goals and you take action, you will have anything you want.
– Thomas J. Vilord

32. “Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.
― William James
 

33. “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain
 

34. “You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.
– Author Unknown
 

35. “All things come to those who wait, but when they come they’re out of date.
– Anonymous
 

36. “Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
– Pablo Picasso
 

37. “You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
 

38. “Begin to weave and God will give you the thread.”
– German Proverb
 

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39. “Procrastinating does nothing more than add to your do list. Do it, be done with it!
― Catherine Pulsifer
 

40. “If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
– Rita Mae Brown
 

41. “It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
– Leonardo da Vinci
 

42. “There is nothing so fatal to character as half finished tasks.
~ David Lloyd George
 

43. “Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
― Abraham Lincoln
 

44. “When there is a hill to climb, don’t think that waiting will make it smaller.
― Author Unknown
 

45. “Often greater risk is involved in postponement than in making a wrong decision.
― Harry A. Hopf
 

46. “Getting an idea should be like sitting on a pin; it should make you jump up and do something.
― E. L. Simpson
 

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47. “Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow
― Gloria Pitzer
 

48. “Procrastination is a sign of a perfectionist.
― P. J. Kennedy
 

49. “Don’t wait for someone to take you under their wing. Find a good wing and climb up underneath it.
― Frank C. Bucaro
 

50. “Doing things at the last minute reminds us of the importance of doing things at the first minute.
― Matshona Dhliwayo
 

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51. “Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.
― Michael Landon
 

52. “If you want to get ahead in life, I’ve found that perhaps the most useless word in the world is ‘tomorrow‘.
― José N. Harris
 

53. “Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.
― Napoleon Hill
 

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54. “Don’t procrastinate. Putting off an unpleasant task until tomorrow simply gives you more time for your imagination to make a mountain out a possible molehill. More time for anxiety to sap your self-confidence. Do it now, brother, do it now.
― Author Unknown
 

55. “You can’t get much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good.
― Jerry West
 

56. “Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.
― William James
 

57. “You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
― Abraham Lincoln
 

58. “A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
― Bill Watterson
 

59. “How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time.
― Fred Brooks
 

60. “By what right do I, who have wasted this day, make claims on tomorrow?
― Alain Fournier
 

61. “The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings.
Thomas Sowell
 

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62. “The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
― Henry Wheelter Shaw

63. “Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all.
― Peter Drucker
 

64. “Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
― C. Northcote Parkinson
 

65. “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
― Jim Rohn
 

66. “The only difference between success and failure is the ability to take action.
Alexander Graham Bell
 

67. “You may delay, but time will not, and lost time is never found again.
Benjamin Franklin
 

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68. “A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
― Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
 

69. “Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.
― Napoleon Bonaparte
 

70. “Putting off an easy thing makes it hard, and putting off a hard one makes it impossible.
― George H. Lorimer
 

71. “Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to a focus.
― Alexander Graham Bell
 

72. “This one makes a net, this one stands and wishes. Would you like to make a bet which one gets the fishes.
― Chinese Rhyme
 

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73. “Don’t put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow.
― James A. Michener
 

74. “What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
― Scottish Proverb
 

75. “I don’t wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind must know it has got to get down to work.”
― Pearl S. Buck

 

76. “Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promissory note. Today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely.”
― Kim Lyons.
 

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77. “Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
― Sydney Harris
 


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Stupid Quotes – Some with Stupidity that Actually Mirrors Real Life

For most of us we’ve all said something stupid. Maybe something that didn’t make sense. But we’re safe. It hasn’t become one of the stupid quotes people read about. Maybe that something was a spur of the moment thought. Usually whatever we said passes and is long forgotten. But not so for famous and near famous people.

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Those stupid quotes we find all over the web are reminders that there is less and less privacy in our lives.

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stupid adjective
1a : slow of mind : obtuse
  b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts
      : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner
   c : lacking intelligence or reason
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  a stupid person


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Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, wit or sense. Stupidity may be innate, assumed or reactive – a defense against grief or trauma.


We’ve collected some of those stupid quotes for you to take a look at. How many make little or no sense? Do you see any that ring true? What about stupid quotes that really aren’t so stupid after all? Surely some of the stupidity mentioned in the quotes is not so stupid at all.

Below you will find our collection of stupid quotes, stupid sayings, and maybe a seemingly stupid proverb.
 

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“The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.”
― Marjane Satrapi

“Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It’s made it easier for me to make a living.”
― Albert Gubay

“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
― Habeeb Akande

“Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.”
― John Stuart Mill

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“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
― John Gotti

“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
― Elbert Hubbard

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. ”
― Mark Twain

“I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say ‘I’m Stupid.’ That way you wouldn’t rely on them, and you wouldn’t ask them for nothing.”
― Bill Engvall

“The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts.”
Bertrand Russell

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“Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.”
― Proverb

“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
― Scott Adams

“An instructed and intelligent people are always more decent and orderly than an ignorant and stupid one. ”
Adam Smith

“It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

“Only stupid people don’t change their minds.”
― Boutros Boutros-Ghali

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
Albert Einstein

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.
― Christina Grimmie

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An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
― Victor Hugo

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
― Benjamin Franklin

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

I’m grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.
― Bo Burnham

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.
― Unknown

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
― Gustave Flaubert

The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
― Ozzy Osbourne

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It’s hard for me to fake smile. I personally think I look stupid fake smiling.
― Chuck Liddell

I’m an aggressive fighter, but I’m smart. I’m not going to play stupid.
― Rafael dos Anjos

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.
― Chanakya

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
― Norm MacDonald

I would rather be stupid than pretend to be intelligent.
― Mahesh Bhatt

 
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Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
― Oscar Wilde

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
― Bertrand Russell

There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
― Ron White

Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.
― Bradley Whitford

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.
― Christopher Hitchens

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A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains.
― Maxim Gorky

I’m crazy, but I’m not stupid.
― Jackie Chan

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
― Hedy Lamarr

I look stupid without a mustache.
― Erik Griffin

When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
― Ozzy Osbourne

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
― John Stuart Mill

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
― Jane Austen

I’m the one guy who says don’t force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.
― Mark Cuban

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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
― Will Rogers

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.
― Marjane Satrapi

In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
― Simone de Beauvoir

Men who think that a woman’s past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.
― Marilyn Monroe

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, ‘I’m stupid.’
― Bill Engvall

All that hullabaloo about somebody’s net worth is just stupid, and it’s made my life a lot more complex and difficult.
― Sam Walton

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I think even the most beautiful person looks stupid on Skype.
― Freida Pinto

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
― Dave Barry

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
― Du Mu

It’s a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.
― David Harris

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I never knew how ugly and how stupid I was until, you know, we had Twitter.
― Kellyanne Conway

Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
― Marilyn Monroe

I have a hard time arguing with stupid people.
― Carl Hart

Everyone has the right to be stupid on occasion, but Comrade Macdonald abuses the privilege.
― Leon Trotsky

Love at first sight is probably for stupid people, but maybe I’m just cynical.
― Greg Davies

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Performance-enhancing drugs are an illusion. I wish I had never gotten involved with steroids. It was wrong. It was stupid.
― Mark McGwire

I feel like I’ve lost so many amazing traits because I’ve listened to stupid people, ignorant people who are bullies.
― Kylie Jenner

Don’t underestimate your kids. Don’t be condescending, because they’re children but they’re not stupid.
― Steve Carell

How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?
― Lou Holtz

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It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – fix it!
― Lewis Black

Being stupid and compassionate are not conflicts. Being mean and being funny and having something to say are not a conflict.
― El-P

When everything is easy one quickly gets stupid.
― Maxim Gorky

I feel like the world is getting dumber. I don’t necessarily think people are stupid, but I think we’re getting dumber.
― J.I.D

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
― Redd Foxx

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
― Bertrand Russell

When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don’t really feel angry at them.
― Chris Isaak

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
― Leo Tolstoy

I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid?
― Eminem

Stupid people are ruining America.
― Herman Cain

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
― Voltaire

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
― Friedrich Nietzsche

When you are young, you do a lot of stupid things.
― Pele

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Love at first sight is probably for stupid people, but maybe I’m just cynical.
― Greg Davies

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree.
― Anna Kournikova

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
― George Bernard Shaw

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.
― Dean Koontz

…You can be sincere and still be stupid.
― Charles Kettering

I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
― Bill Bryson

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“Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.”
― Confucius

It’s not going to do any good to land on Mars if we’re stupid.
― Ray Bradbury

Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they’ll turn out to be right.
― Reed Hastings

Freedom means the freedom to be stupid, and that’s what I want.
― Penn Jillette

I would be stupid to say no to Bollywood. It is the biggest film industry in our country.
― Prabhas
 

Trump just looks stupid trying to appeal to blacks and Latinos.
― Colin Powell

I don’t like being lied to, so I only lie about the stupid things. White lies, basically.
― Enrique Iglesias

Hollywood is great. I also think it’s stupid and small-minded and shortsighted.
― David

Sin is too stupid to see beyond itself.
― Alfred Lord Tennyson

Legacy is a stupid thing! I don’t want a legacy.
― Bill Gates

You get to a point where you get tired of being stupid and selfish and not being honest with yourself.
― Alex Rodriguez

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Capitalism is a stupid system, a backward system.
― Stokely Carmichael

I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer.
― Eartha Kitt

I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
― Bam Margera

As a girl, I am this stupid, emotional, very loyal, sort of believe-in-values-and-principals sort of girl.
― Priyanka Chopra
 
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And maybe I’m a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I’ve done.
― Herb Brooks

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn’t work. You can be politically incorrect if you’re smart.
Mel Brooks

Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.
― David Alan Grier

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions.
― Gina Gershon

For years, I have been trying to persuade people that George W. Bush, although no Einstein, is not stupid.
― Molly Ivins

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
― Thomas Szasz

I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.
― George Berkeley

Sometimes you gotta get stupid with yourself, and you gotta enjoy your own company some time.
― Thundercat

Hiding my age won’t make me younger. It would be stupid to not accept the fact.
― Barun Sobti

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train.
― Robbie Coltrane

I’m pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn’t come across on the Internet. It seems like I’m being rude or stupid.
― Sky Ferreira

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When I left NSA, it was with an understanding that you can never underestimate the power of large numbers of stupid people.
― William Binney

Only stupid people are changed by success.
― Jurgen Klopp

A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.
― David Hume

It is stupid on my part to think of banning the media.
― Shah Rukh Khan

I never professed to be perfect. I do something wrong or something stupid, I laugh at myself.
― John Madden

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Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn

― I don’t want to feel like I’ve matured. That’s a stupid word that I never want to use.
Marilyn Manson

Words such as truth, art, veracity, or anything are stupid in themselves.
― Marcel Duchamp

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
― Joseph Addison

Anybody who is stupid enough to want to be remembered deserves to be forgotten right now.
― Gore Vidal

Poor people are too stupid to know they’re just chess pieces in a game.
Charles Barkley

You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
― Lewis Black

Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.
John Dewey

Love is being stupid together.
― Paul Valery

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I’ve learned people are watching, so don’t do nothing stupid.
Bruno Mars

The worst mistake I made was that stupid, suburban prejudice of anti-Semitism.
― Ezra Pound

In my humble opinion, change is stupid.
― Rafael Nadal

No one is perfect. Everybody does stupid things.
― Rafael Nadal

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.
― Robert Anton Wilson

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
― Gilbert K. Chesterton

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How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
― Alexandre Dumas

I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.
― Aubrey Plaza

Growing up in America is like being taught to be stupid.
― Lemmy

If you’re poor and you do something stupid, you’re nuts. If you’re rich and do something stupid, you’re eccentric.
― Bobby Heenan

Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.
― Mark Hoppus

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I guess if you’re stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.
― James Blunt

No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct.
― Shakti Gawain

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations.
― George Herbert Mead

First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.
― Milos Forman

Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.
― Nick Swardson

 
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