Christmas Bible Verses for Your Christmas Cards
Funny Christmas Messages
Merry Everything & a happy Always.
All I want for Christmas is you. Srsly. Get in the box.
So apparently this is the time of the year when people are supposed to send cards to each other.
I don’t have a kid and I didn’t go to France or anything this year…
So this card doesn’t have pictures on it (sorry!)
But whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or some festive thing,
Let it be known that I OFFICIALY HOPE it’s MERRY or HAPPY or whatever. y’know.
Don’t annoy me this week…
Because if you do, I will give your number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.
On the first day of Christmas
your true love gave to you…
a partridge in a pear tree
Nothing, because you’re single.
You are so hard to buy gifts for
So just enjoy this carefully selected Christmas Card and the joy of having me in your life.
Time to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks
Please enjoy this present you told me to buy you.
You deserve more than just a card, that’s why I got you an envelope too!
Don’t think I don’t know how lame my jokes are even when you laugh. I tell them only to see that a beautiful smile on your face. Merry Christmas, best friend!
Romantic Christmas Message For Your Partner
Christmas only comes once a year.
The love that I have for you comes only once in a LIFETIME.
Can I keep you forever? You are the Christmas present that I never want to lose. Merry Christmas, my beloved!
I didn’t know what I wanted at first, but when you came I knew exactly what I’ve been dreaming of. Merry Christmas, honey.
Happy Holiday’s Deer!
May this Christmas be special for you,
May you get what you desire,
May love for you will grow each day,
Higher and higher,
With the magic of Christmas in the air,
I am always there for you my love.
I’d love to you under some mistletoe.
You can kiss me whenever you want…
No mistletoe needed.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard, baby!
I could stop doing many things,
But I cannot stop thinking of you.
On such a special day,
I give you all my love once more.
You are my hope in life,
Without you, I can’t survive,
On this joyous occasion,
Let me wish you
Merry Christmas, my dear!
Here’s your warm hug!
Christmas is so much more magical when I’m with you.
Merry Christmas to my treasured one!
Because in everything I do
You always have a part,
Because a loving thought of you is always in my heart
Because each little wish of mine
You’ve tried to make come true-
At Christmas time, I want to say how dearly I love you.
No one is as lovely as you are
No one is as pretty as you are
You are like that topper and star that sparkles on the Christmas tree
Stay as you are with that shine,
So lucky that you are all mine.
Merry Christmas, my love!
Owl I want for Christmas is you!
Why do I need a Christmas present when I already have you?
I wish you a life filled with love and care, as you filled mine with yours.
I thank you for your support, strength and faith.
This Christmas, I promise you love, passion and togetherness for the rest of my life.
Have a Beary Merry Christmas!
Meet me by the mistletoe.
You are the Christmas present I’ve wanted all these years. You are perfect just the way you are.
Have a beautiful Christmas!
I want to thank you for the love you’re giving me since we entered this relationship. The world may be a mess, but you were always there to make everything alright. Merry Christmas, baby!
We are far away I know.
Time has a role to play
But on this special day,
I want to wish you all the happiness my dear.
May your Christmas be more Merry!
Greetings from miles away,
Can I be your Christmas present?
I’ll wear a bow & be wrapped in your arms.